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About Me


My friend came up with the idea to call my store "Derp". I contemplated for a long time about this (you've seen the memes). I ended up resting on it because I wanted something easy and fun to remember. It's all about enjoying life, smiling, and not taking too yourself seriously. 

I personally hand-make every item in this shop (I AM A REAL HUMAN...who sometimes likes to identify as alien). 
I sell leviwands and contact wands, hoods of all different types, and the newly added FIRE SAFE harness hoods and Nunchaku!

I LOVE DOING CUSTOM WORK!! I love collaborating with you to create your perfectly taped wand or the hood of your dreams. Nothing is off limits - so shoot me a message to get started. Let's create something beautiful together.

THANK YOU for the constant support and love. YOU ARE the reason that I do what I do.

Kristina @ DerpGear
Dance, vibe, flow, love, breathe - trying to achieve balance since 2013.



Meet The Derp Fam!!!!!

All sponsee bios coming soon...


Jess, Firebolly

Insured Fire Performer from the East Coast!

I am a multiprop spinner with Contact Leviwand as my first and most loved prop. I started wanding on September 26th,2016 and have been dedicated to the Wand Life ever since. A few other props I really enjoy are Fans,Hoops,and Fire Eating.

You can follow me on Instagram at @Firebolly and on Facebook HERE.



I am a dancer, flow artist and writer. Spreading the joy of prop manipulation through the magic of the leviwand, hoops and staff!

Liberating humans by spreading body positivity and promoting/being at peace with nudity and allowing it to empower us.

Hopefully you'll catch Sahhar teaching some really unique wanding classes at Firedrums and Lucidity.

Follow her on Instagram @magicianjediwizard and on Facebook HERE.


Claire Lathrop

Claire is an artist of many forms living in Kansas City, Missouri. She is currently in school to become an art teacher to be able to share this passion with others.

Claire uses flow as another form of expression and often uses this physical form of expression as a break from visual expression and painting. She has been flowing with a Levi Wand for about 3.5 years and has recently been revisiting short string and contact, but has a special place in her heart for long-string fluid flow.

Instagram: @claire.loves.kitties
snapchat: @claairemaarie"



I saw my first Levitation Wand at Electric Forest in 2016 and fell completely in love with the illusion. Growing up, I wanted to be a magician; I practiced card tricks and many other simple tricks. Chris Angel was my favorite illusionist and I wanted to be just like him! As I had gotten older my drive to practice diminished and my dream of becoming a magician faded as well, but after seeing a levitation wand I knew this flow prop would open up a new world of magical mystery that I would absolutely love, and I was right!

I started my Levitation Wand journey on May 31st of 2017, right before Electric Forest (1 year after seeing one, I still wish I would have started this amazing journey sooner) and ever since then this stick on a string has really changed my life. During hard spouts of depression and anxiety attacks, I turn to my wand for comfort and it has really impacted my healing process when I hit my darkest times. I don’t know who I would be without my wand.

My main types of flow are long string, baton twirls, and contact moves with hopes of learning double wands soon as well! My dream is to become a performer one day and spread magic of illusion to everyone around me.

Instagram: @Aleah_Love


JewelZ, Radiant Elf

A levi wand spinner and believer of magic, this elf loves to dance and share the joy of flow everywhere she goes! JewelZ has shared her skills during performances, workshops, and festivals . Dancing with the wand to her, is a movement meditation.

Instagram: @radiant_elf



I like bass and broccoli...oh, and glitter and unicorns and sloths!!!

I've been wanding for 3 years! I also spin contact staff, dragon, juggle, and fire breathe/eat.

Instagram: @Christyerin415



Not the average Basshead ninja! I've been flowing since my first Electric Forest in 2016.

I discovered my inner kung foo ninja flow when I picked up my first pair of nunchucks!

I love all things weird and blue.

Instagram: @Mmayoliz